Adam
2004-08-03 17:52:54 UTC
well today, the toilet was sick on me.
heavy rain, and i mean HEAVY rain, caused minor floods and drains to
overflow, and yes, toilets to bubble their shit up all over the bathroom
floor.
i was enjoying the storm up until i heard gurgling from the bathroom.
to make matters worse (or perhaps ... better) i had spent the day cleaning
the bathroom ... the sink and bath were positively glistening, and luckily,
i had removed the mat thingys to put in the wash. otherwise it would have
got soaked, and i suppose, washed anyway.
so now i'm pissed off.
started drinking bit earlier than usual tonight.
also i'm hungry, maybe i'll get takeaway pizza delivered. it's tuesday so
dominos do any large pizza for £9.99
it's days like this i wish i was at home, with parents to take care of me,
clean up the mess left by acts of god, and make me hot chocolate and toast.
instead, i'm sat here with a rather ginny gin martini, contemplating how
best to rid the bathroom of evil germs, and also what toppings to have on my
pizza.
i wonder if the same thing happened to every flat in this block. i also
wonder why pipes aren't fitted with valves so water only goes one way. i
also wonder why it didn't happen to the kitchen sink downstairs. and
finally, i wonder whether there is going to be another heavy burst of rain
this evening which will do the same thing. and how it may be prevented from
happening again.
can't really unplug the plumbing system now can we?
adam
(ps the thunder and lightning today was well cool, if i was in some acient
civilisation which didn't understand weather, i would have thought god was
REALLY angry with something)
heavy rain, and i mean HEAVY rain, caused minor floods and drains to
overflow, and yes, toilets to bubble their shit up all over the bathroom
floor.
i was enjoying the storm up until i heard gurgling from the bathroom.
to make matters worse (or perhaps ... better) i had spent the day cleaning
the bathroom ... the sink and bath were positively glistening, and luckily,
i had removed the mat thingys to put in the wash. otherwise it would have
got soaked, and i suppose, washed anyway.
so now i'm pissed off.
started drinking bit earlier than usual tonight.
also i'm hungry, maybe i'll get takeaway pizza delivered. it's tuesday so
dominos do any large pizza for £9.99
it's days like this i wish i was at home, with parents to take care of me,
clean up the mess left by acts of god, and make me hot chocolate and toast.
instead, i'm sat here with a rather ginny gin martini, contemplating how
best to rid the bathroom of evil germs, and also what toppings to have on my
pizza.
i wonder if the same thing happened to every flat in this block. i also
wonder why pipes aren't fitted with valves so water only goes one way. i
also wonder why it didn't happen to the kitchen sink downstairs. and
finally, i wonder whether there is going to be another heavy burst of rain
this evening which will do the same thing. and how it may be prevented from
happening again.
can't really unplug the plumbing system now can we?
adam
(ps the thunder and lightning today was well cool, if i was in some acient
civilisation which didn't understand weather, i would have thought god was
REALLY angry with something)